A head popped out from behind the plastic wrapped mattress and apologized profusely for blocking the stairs. She was probably in her late thirties to early forties and looked like one of those Hollywood actresses that barely age, but do so very well. I - being a total gentleman - asked if she needed any help. She quickly accepted, and I helped her move the thing up to her new apartment. She grabbed a couple of beers from her fridge, and we both sat down on the mattress in front of the AC. We talked about how she was new in the area and how she was recruited to take some new job at this huge company.
I talked about my endeavors in grad school and my plan to get my Ph. What started out as very polite conversation eventually became very casual and comfortable.
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We finished our beers and cracked open another. When she came back to sit down next to me after grabbing a couple more beers, I swear she sat down closer to me, allowing her thigh to press against mine.
I was admittedly a little buzzed as I'd just gotten back from the gym and hadn't really had much to eat other than breakfast, so when she touched my thigh, I didn't hesitate. I took her beer, set it on the ground next to mine, and kissed her square on the mouth. We banged right there on the plastic covered mattress. Occasionally, I see her coming home from work or leaving for the gym, and we're always very friendly. We've actually hooked up a few times since. I'm so glad my commute to cougar town is only a couple flights of stairs long.
We were on campus walking around one night after a date, and we got a little more buzzed on this date than initially intended. It was kind of late in the evening and campus was pretty empty. We sat down on a bench and started getting hot and heavy. A group of freshman definitely saw us practically humping on this bench and were not so subtle about seeing us.
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I wasn't worried about it until someone threw a condom at us. While I'm sure that little shit meant well, I was irritated, and we were forced to relocate. We'd already been caught so we decided there would be no harm in hooking up in a little more of a noticeable area.
So, that's exactly what we did. Out of all the noticeable places on campus to have sex we chose to bang on the steps of the administration building. I'd done more hooking up in college than protesting - which I feel like is a right of collegiate passage - so I figured this was my proverbial 'fuck you' to 'the man. A campus cop had caught us doing the dirty. This girl dismounted so fast, and I started stammering thinking of how we were going to get out of these. We were both somewhat respectable college students, we didn't need to be branded as sex offenders for the rest of our lives.
But this cop literally just suggested a couple of other places on campus to bang that were a little more secluded and went on his way. I swear to god he would have fist bumped me had not my girl been on the verge of tears. Utterly speechless, we basically ran back to my apartment There are some other universities with similar traditions but I - being a skeptic - don't believe in that kind of stuff. I was visiting my sister at BU and had been hooking up this guy who was a little more superstitious than me.
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So, naturally, I tried to convince him to step on the crest. This guy was not only in a frat - which meant he was basically conditioned to be a sheep - but a straight-A engineering student; to put it in plain words this guy's worst nightmare was not graduating. Unfortunately for him, I'm a total sadist and was determined to drag him onto that crest.
And I totally did it. By dangling sex over his head. We had only hooked up a handful of times as we were both very busy with school and I figured that I could still use sex as a motivator. So after a night of drinking, we were walking back to his dorm, and I tried to convince him to step on the crest. After standing right next to the thing for around 20 minutes arguing, I blurted out that we should have sex on the crest. I mus have appealed to the frat boy in him because next thing I know I'm straight up riding him on the crest.
We both got an epic hook up story, and I proved him wrong as he did graduate, in 4 years no less.
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The club is barely lit, and it's around 11, but that's because mainly Europeans come here and for some reason, Europeans don't go out until maybe midnight, sometimes later. However, the best time about getting to the club at a reasonable hour is that they'll give VIP booths to any cute girls. So me and my ladies have this little booth right by the dance floor, we order a bottle, and start getting the party started as much as we can. About a half hour later things start to pick up, and two Mexican guys are seated next to us. They're dressed very nice, but still casual, and are clearly very in shape.
Told me after that the girl from the bar should have given me her real number because the sex was outstanding! I went over to study, and ended up getting the A she got the D. Also got a B on my test, and she got an A but those are minor details. Thousands of people go to drink and have a good time. Lots of sex, gotta be careful.
My favorite story was, I just woke up at about 6 AM still hammered from the night before. Later at about noon those two girls came back and we talked for a while. Ended up having a drunken threesome in my camper. Craven makes the bitches wild. It lasts the weekend and everyone camps out right on site. I woke up in the middle of the second night and stumbled to go pee at the bank of Port-A-Potties. After finishing up I flung the door open, which hit something and ricocheted back thwap -ing me in the forehead.
I exit rubbing my forehead and see a girl crouched down doing the same. We checked to make sure each other were alright, after which I apologized. I got my haircut the day before the funeral. The girl who cut my hair was at the funeral. Turns out she knew my uncle.
We got drunk at the wake. A friend called me and said her friend just got fired from a bush camp and was totally broke and could she borrow my spare room for a night or two, I said sure and she just showed up at my door. This turned out to be quite an intimate experience as we figured out midway that she was too weak to really do anything, so lots of squeezing around each other, swapping spots, pushing by while her holding the door etc. I had taken my shirt off undershirt still and since she had come from the gym she was in workout shorts after stripping her jeans off on the stairs.
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She tells me to come in, we lift the mattress onto the bed and she tells me to sit down near the window unit as she cranks it on, grabs two beers and sits down next to me. I look at her, maybe expecting her to verbally tell me what that meant and bam we started making out and did the deed right there on the new mattress, the plastic torn and bundled all around us. She asks me to show her, so we go to my room. We chatted for a good while and later that night she asked if she could crash, said sure. So, she strips down to underwear and hops into bed. Thank god I was woken up a few hours later with her hands all over me and I finally got the hint.
I tried hooking up with this year-old whose mom had a seasonal site with a motorhome.